Suck My Pigskin Page
Dave said that he wanted to be mentioned on this
page... I decided to go the whole 9 yards for him!
The photo above is a demonstration of how Dave coaches...
A quick quote from Suck My Pigskin owner Dave -
"I passed over a lot of good players to get the ones I drafted."
~o~
Daves Christmas Carol
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear
(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")
Lacy things - the wife is missin,
Didn't ask - her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' round in women's underwear.
In the store - there's a teddy,
Little straps - like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' round in women's underwear.
In the office there's a guy named Marvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress - like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' round in women's underwear!
~o~
Dave went to his doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", says Dave.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little
more specific."
Dave touched his right knee with his index finger and yelled,
"Ow, that hurts." Then he touched his left cheek and again
yelled,
"Ouch! That hurts, too." Then he touched his right earlobe,
"Ow, even
THAT hurts", he cried.
The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked,
"Are you
the owner of Suck My Pigskin?"
"Why, yes," he said.
"I thought so," said the doctor, "You have a broken finger."
See you on the field...
-Jake